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Update!! Yes she is getting out of work early so she can go get laid for the second time in 3 days! I think she is hooked! Unfortunately she’s not comfortable with pics or videos yet. I’ll keep trying.=-=-=Baron’s Comments=-=-=I told him it wouldnâ€
She knew you didn’t go home. You knew she was going to pick him up. You both know he’s gonna get laid tonight. SmoothRocket.tumblr.com
She knew you didn’t go home. You knew she was going to pick him up. Y’all know he’s gonna get laid tonight. SmoothRocket.tumblr.comPrettierThanASunset.tumblr.com
Submission “Hello from Rusia, my brother and me like to go out as girls since one year ago and we just love it, we are going to start hormons soon hopefuly, for now we just like to dance in clubs and get laid with girls and boys. I think you are
606catcher: flashmynaughty: And thanks again. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” Frank Zappa And what about the college library Frank?!
moosezekiel:supernaturalwanderlust: 5x03/9x06 #OK HOLY SHIT THOUGH #WHAT IF #ONE DAY #deans trying to get him laid again okay right #therye in a bar somewhere #dean claps him on the shoulder #’go get ‘em tiger!’ #cas falters
“I don’t care if you don’t want to go to the bottomless party. I’m going! I wanne have fun for once! And don’t be jealous if I’m gonna get laid tonight!”
wanting12: naughtycplforfun: Your wife gets very friendly after a few drinks. It looks like this year is going to start off with her getting laid by this lucky guy.
toincandescent: What’s going on ppl, this man knows a trick to get laid easy. Is a fukin numbers game! Get your ass here http://tinyurl.com/have-sex-ez
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ― Frank Zappa
pissingpussycafe: Not only did he get laid, he also gets to go home with a really clean cock.
It’s flattering and all, and I know we’re allowed to date coworkers here, but I have a certain standard. I only date bi guys. Yeah, it’s weird. But the only thing that really gets me going is watching two dudes before I get laid. And porn just isn’t
just-shower-thoughts: When ever I think I’m going to get laid I ferociously clean my room. It’s a win/win regardless of if I get laid or not
So apparently I get around? Idk. I never fucking do anything with anyone nor do I care to try because I’m just here to dance and drink and then BAM I get laid. And I’m just like woah where did this come from. I don’t even know how I
fireman6a4: lily6988: A few weeks ago I met a friend that was very unexpected. For some reason we just clicked and got a long really well. She was super laid back and down the earth and we decided to go get and beer and get to know each other. Of course
Okay I’m NOW convinced that Eremes totally snatched Kath because he was like “okay Seyren can’t do shit now SO IMMA GO GET LAID!” @lacrymae, what’s my current shitpost lvl? 8′D
libertin: im shaved, horny, wearing sexy lingerie and yet can’t get a toy boy to fuck WTFso yeah anybody who says its easy for women to get laid can go to hell
1luckyhotwife: So sometimes the best laid plans… don’t always go as planned… but I don’t let it bother me because I know I’m still getting laid😁@1luckyhusband & I checked into our hotel later than planned & I debated dresses, shoes
After how this week’s been, I need to either get shitface drunk, get laid for the first time or break something valuable with a hammer. SOMETHING to let my frustration out. My mood has been very rocky all day long and everyone’s going
im planning on taking a jog when i wake up. haha girl cousins are going shopping. the guys are going shooting. I have to stay home since i dont have space in the car. I don’t mind. Ima jog and get started on Best Friend’s letter. Then i
Dear Brother,Go to sleep so i can have an affair without feeling shame.
pancakeghost: I wish viagra commercials were as embarrassing as pad/tampon commercials. A bunch of guys coming up to their friend saying “hey buddy, we’re going to get some chicks and get laid, wanna come with” and this guy crosses his legs and
Get off my blog go get laid
bomerhell: Taissa Farmiga:”Evan is such a great guy, so sweet. Working with him has been great. He’s so easy-going and laid back, so the scenes are just simple. It was just easy to get into and get out. He’s a fun guy. It’s just fun being around
I'm only going on dates if they involve:
stitchcrummy: What’s going on ppl, this man found a trick to get laid easily. Is a fucking statistics game! See now http://tinyurl.com/get-laid-nao
If you like S&M, go choke a bitch If you wanna just blaze, go smoke a spliff If you got an envelope, go open it If you need to urinate, stop holding it If you’re mad fed up, find a bone to pick And if you wanna get laid, then don’t commit
evil-cheating-bitches: “Hey loser! You know how you didn’t want me going to the party with all your friends tonight cuz you’re afraid I’ll get fucked again? Well just for trying to stop me I’m gonna wear this so I KNOW I’ll get laid with
hentext: When she showed up without a bra, he’d known that he was going to get laid that night. When he thrust into her without a condom on, she’d known that she was going to get knocked up that night. Neither one of them was disappointed.
kvetchlandia: Uncredited Photographer Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention Playing at the Whisky a Go Go, West Hollywood 1966“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” Frank Zappa
assholelicker68: 1luckyhusband: 1luckyhotwife: So sometimes the best laid plans… don’t always go as planned… but I don’t let it bother me because I know I’m still getting laid😁 @1luckyhusband & I checked into our hotel later than
The sexual frustration is so real right now. I can’t go anywhere without getting a woody. 😩
People that post a lot of porn concern me like just how thirsty are you???
i mean if its weed that makes you happy, smoke it. if coke makes you feel alive, snort it. if extacy makes you feel good, take it. do whatever makes you feel good go fucking do it, if your horny masturbate ! or simply go get laid its okay guys, its
